CryptoDads &amp; CryptoMoms bring together some of the best parts of web3 and life: networking, family, $STEAK, beer, laughs with just the right amount of degen.
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We have embraced dynamic NFTs and metadata changes by adding new traits to our $STEAK Shop! IMPORTANT! Rarity changes constantly!
Our project has been amongst the most successful at onboarding and welcoming new people to NFTs through our NFT Toolbox initiative. The team has created step-by-step videos covering the basics of getting into the NFT space. https://cryptodads-nft-toolbox.teachable.com/p/cryptodads-nft-toolbox
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Big Stepper

Doge Carrier

Dadx Spacesuit

Dark Elf Ear

Mask

Medium Elf Ear

Light Elf Ear

Bluetooth

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Cryptodads Signature

Lawn Green

Og Peach

Purple

Sky Blurple

Diamond Bliss

Everything Is Fine

Pool Day Blue

Alien Abduction

Coral

Golden Swirl

Lime Green

Metaverse

Spooky Night

Space

Steel

Stonks

Tobacco

Toolbox Yellow

Woodgrain

Clothes

Basketball Jersey

#1 Dad Tee

Bbq Apron

Button Up Shirt

Bitcoin Maxi

Denim Jacket

Degenerate

Football Jersey

Frat Boy

Leather Jacket

Life Vest

#Freeblue Tee

Hedge Fund Vest

Hoodie

Lumberjack

Military

Pocket Tee

Pocket Tee With Cigs

Striped Sweater

Unbuttoned Shirt

Turtleneck

Tank Top

Whale Suit & Bowtie

Warehouse Manager

Whale Suit & Tie

Dad Joke

"A Guy Walks Into A Bar...And He Was Disqualified From The Limbo Contest."

"A Cheeseburger Walks Into A Bar. The Bartender Says, 'Sorry, We Don'T Serve Food Here.'"

"Dad, Can You Put My Shoes On?" "No, I Don'T Think They'Ll Fit Me."

"Can February March? No, But April May!"

"A Skeleton Walks Into A Bar And Says, 'Hey, Bartender. I'Ll Have One Beer And A Mop.'"

"Dad, Can You Put The Cat Out?" "I Didn'T Know It Was On Fire."

"Dad, Did You Get A Haircut?" "No, I Got Them All Cut!"

"Dear Math, Grow Up And Solve Your Own Problems."

"Did You Hear About The Circus Fire? It Was In Tents."

"Did You Hear About The Guy Who Invented The Knock-Knock Joke? He Won The 'No-Bell' Prize."

"Did You Hear About The Kidnapping At School? It'S Okay, He Woke Up."

"Did You Know Corduroy Pillows Are In Style? They'Re Making Headlines."

"Did You Hear The Rumor About Butter? Well, I'M Not Going To Spread It!"

"Don'T Trust Atoms. They Make Up Everything!"

"Do You Wanna Box For Your Leftovers?" "No, But I'Ll Wrestle You For Them."

"Have You Ever Tried To Catch A Fog? I Tried Yesterday But I Mist."

"Have You Heard About The Chocolate Record Player? It Sounds Pretty Sweet."

"How Can You Tell If A Tree Is A Dogwood Tree?" "By Its Bark."

"How Does A Taco Say Grace?" "Lettuce Pray."

"How Did Harry Potter Get Down The Hill?" "Walking. Jk! Rowling."

"How Does A Penguin Build Its House? Igloos It Together."

"How Does The Moon Cut His Hair?" "Eclipse It."

"How Do Lawyers Say Goodbye? We'Ll Be Suing Ya!"

"How Do You Follow Will Smith In The Snow?" "You Follow The Fresh Prints."

"How Do You Get A Good Price On A Sled?" "You Have Toboggan."

"How Do You Get A Squirrel To Like You? Act Like A Nut."

"How Do You Make 7 Even?" "Take Away The S."

"How Do You Make A Kleenex Dance? Put A Little Boogie In It!"

"I Don'T Trust Stairs. They'Re Always Up To Something."

"How Many Tickles Does It Take To Make An Octopus Laugh? Ten Tickles."

"I Had A Silver Dollar, But Then My Dog Got A Hold Of It. Now I Have A Bit-Coin."

"I'M On A Seafood Diet. I See Food And I Eat It."

"I'M Afraid For The Calendar. It'S Days Are Numbered."

"I Could Tell A Joke About Pizza, But It'S A Little Cheesy."

"If A Child Refuses To Nap, Are They Guilty Of Resisting A Rest?"

"I Asked My Dog What'S Two Minus Two. He Said Nothing."

"I Don'T Play Soccer Because I Enjoy The Sport. I'M Just Doing It For Kicks!"

"I Have A Joke About Chemistry, But I Don'T Think It Will Get A Reaction."

"I Made A Pencil With Two Erasers. It Was Pointless."

"How Do You Make A Tissue Dance? You Put A Little Boogie In It."

"I Don'T Trust Those Trees. They Seem Kind Of Shady."

"How Much Does It Cost Santa To Park His Sleigh?" "Nothing, It'S On The House."

"If April Showers Bring May Flowers, What Do May Flowers Bring?" "Pilgrims."

"If You See A Crime Happen At The Apple Store, What Does It Make You?" "An Iwitness."

"I Got Carded At A Liquor Store, And My Blockbuster Card Accidentally Fell Out. The Cashier Said Never Mind."

"I Once Had A Dream I Was Floating In An Ocean Of Orange Soda. It Was More Of A Fanta Sea."

"It'S Inappropriate To Make A 'Dad Joke' If You'Re Not A Dad. It'S A Faux Pa."

"I Used To Be Addicted To Soap, But I'M Clean Now."

"I'M Reading A Book About Anti-Gravity. It'S Impossible To Put Down!"

"I Ordered A Chicken And An Egg From Amazon. I'Ll Let You Know..."

"I Once Got Fired From A Canned Juice Company. Apparently I Couldn'T Concentrate."

"Is This Pool Safe For Diving? It Deep Ends."

"I Only Know 25 Letters Of The Alphabet. I Don'T Know Y."

"I Thought The Dryer Was Shrinking My Clothes. Turns Out It Was The Refrigerator All Along."

"I Used To Hate Facial Hair, But Then It Grew On Me."

"I Used To Play Piano By Ear. Now I Use My Hands."

"I Wouldn'T Buy Anything With Velcro. It'S A Total Rip-Off."

"Mountains Aren'T Just Funny. They'Re Hill Areas."

"My Dad Told Me A Joke About Boxing. I Guess I Missed The Punch Line."

"My Partner Said I Should Do Lunges To Stay In Shape. That Would Be A Big Step Forward."

"Shout Out To My Fingers. I Can Count On All Of Them."

"My Wife Is Really Mad At The Fact That I Have No Sense Of Direction. So I Packed Up My Stuff And Right!"

"Singing In The Shower Is Fun Until You Get Soap In Your Mouth. Then It'S A Soap Opera."

"Son: Hey Dad! I Decided To Take Your Advice And Invest In Cardano. Dad: Ada Boy!"

"Spring Is Here! I Got So Excited I Wet My Plants."

"That Car Looks Nice But The Muffler Seems Exhausted."

"This Graveyard Looks Overcrowded. People Must Be Dying To Get In."

"Wanna Hear A Joke About Paper? Never Mind—It'S Tearable."

"What Concert Costs Just 45 Cents? 50 Cent Featuring Nickelback!"

"What Country'S Capital Is Growing The Fastest?" "Ireland. Every Day It'S Dublin."

"What Did Baby Corn Say To Mama Corn?" "Where'S Pop Corn?"

"What Did One Hat Say To The Other?" "Stay Here! I'M Going On Ahead."

"What Did One Wall Say To The Other?" "I'Ll Meet You At The Corner."

"What Did The Coffee Report To The Police? A Mugging."

"What Did The Fish Say When He Hit The Wall? Dam."

"What Did The Janitor Say When He Jumped Out Of The Closet?" "Supplies!"

"What Did The Ocean Say To The Beach?" "Nothing, It Just Waved."

"What Did The Zero Say To The Eight?" "That Belt Looks Good On You."

"What Do A Tick And The Eiffel Tower Have In Common?" "They'Re Both Paris Sites."

"What Does A Lemon Say When It Answers The Phone?" "Yellow!"

"What Does A Sprinter Eat Before A Race?" "Nothing, They Fast!"

"What Do Clouds Wear?" "Thunderwear."

"What Does A Bee Use To Brush Its Hair?" "A Honeycomb!"

"What Does Garlic Do When It Gets Hot?" "It Takes Its Cloves Off."

"What Do You Call A Belt Made Of Watches?" "A Waist Of Time."

"What Do You Call A Pony With A Sore Throat?" "A Little Hoarse."

"What Happens To A Fruit When It Passes Away? It Rests In Peach."

"What Do You Call Cheese That Isn'T Yours? Nacho Cheese."

"What Do You Call A Poor Santa Claus?" "St. Nickel-Less."

"What Do You Call Someone With No Body And No Nose? Nobody Knows."

"What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? An Impasta."

"What Do You Call A Hot Dog On Wheels?" "Fast Food!"

"What Do You Call Two Monkeys That Share An Amazon Account?" "Prime Mates."

"What Do You Call A Factory That Makes Okay Products?" "A Satisfactory."

"What Do You Call A Fake Noodle?" "An Impasta."

"What Do You Call A Fish Wearing A Bowtie?" "Sofishticated."

"What Do You Call It When A Snowman Throws A Tantrum?" "A Meltdown."

"What'S The Best Thing About Switzerland?" "I Don'T Know, But The Flag Is A Big Plus."

"What Is The National Dish Of Crypto? Spagethi."

"What Happens When A Strawberry Gets Run Over Crossing The Street?" "Traffic Jam."

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